The three readers that I entertain on an inconsistent basis, have got to be wondering where I’ve been. Well, to make a long story short.
I, took a little breather before christmas and that breather became a coma. Seriously. I’m kidding
In my absence, a ton of crazy stuff has happened, and by a ton, I mean very little. At Christmas I received a card table and chairs. I was pretty excited. Think of the possibilities: Card games, snack displays, Parcheesi, board games, the kids table, it was going to be fun. That is until I unboxed the tear-proof table only to find the top of the table to be tear-filled.
I didn’t noticed a big gouge in the box, so I can only assume that somebody knowingly let the product slip out of the factory. Who would do such a thing? Honestly? I’ve only known one guy that worked at a table factory, and he was rude and inconsiderate. I don’t think he would put a tear…. Yeah he probably would. Eh, things happen.
I took it back to Target for a full refund and a smile. I’m still waiting for the smile (shipping takes approximately 4-6 weeks).
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January 23rd, 2006 at 9:38 pm
God, how I’ve missed my clown with the heart of gold!!
A projectile in your REAR?! I think I have a few gifts that need returning…
“And for some reason he was wearing a wolf costume, even though Halloween had passed months before. ”
Are you sure you don’t live in Naperville? They have this theatre troupe there with an actor that sounds like the person you described.