http://www.dougkotecki.com Fri, 13 Jul 2007 23:58:11 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en WASHINGTON -  President Bush on Tuesday announced the creation of a brand new special task force to fight drugs, racial intolerance, and generally kick ass.  “After much thought, I think this is gonna be pretty cool,” Bush said at a press conference in which he announced John Rambo, Mr. T, ... http://www.dougkotecki.com/2007/07/04/task-force/ Well, it turns out that a 43 year old German man was a bit upset about his recent divorce, and decided to cut his family's house in two with a chainsaw.  In case you're wondering you read correctly, he cut his whole house in two.  Some of you may be ... http://www.dougkotecki.com/2007/03/26/man-chainsaws-house/ So, as most of you know, James Brown has passed away, and if you didn't know I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but he did.  It might be time to fire up Rocky IV for a little tribute if you haven't already. ... http://www.dougkotecki.com/2007/03/12/dying-in-america/ I read today that a Pakastani man is wanted for digging up the corpse of his father in an attempt to revive him.  It's not like the father had been dead for two years... Oh wait, he was.  What were you thinking Abdul?  I can see, and possibly justify a ... http://www.dougkotecki.com/2007/03/05/raising-the-dead/ I can only imagine the glee in the eyes of the individual that invented the automated handicapped door.  Not because of the ease in which the elderly and disabled can open and shuffle through the doors, but because of the awkwardness that is created when the average Joe approaches the ... http://www.dougkotecki.com/2007/02/07/handicap-doors/ Raise your hand if you’ve ever been to Medieval Times dressed as Conan The Barbarian.  And your loin cloth accidentally fell off?  Only me?  Oh. [tags]Medieval Times, Conan the Barbarian, loin cloth[/tags] http://www.dougkotecki.com/2006/05/09/random-reflections-4/ How can we stop bird flu when millions of men continue to be attacked and mauled by back hair? [tags]bird flu, avian flu, back hair[/tags http://www.dougkotecki.com/2006/05/08/random-reflections-3/ Even though I’ve been plagued with a plethora of accidents this year (including an undisclosed stubbed toe), and the death of three family pets; I’m still thankful.  Yep, things have been pretty shaky for me this past year and it shows no sign of stopping.   ... http://www.dougkotecki.com/2006/05/08/tough-year/ I believe that Dan Brown plagerized “The Da Vinci Code” from my early manuscript “Jesus And The Gang”  in which I hypothesized that Jesus was the leader of group of street thugs that sang and danced. [tags]Dan Brown, Da Vinci Code, Jesus, manuscript[/tags] http://www.dougkotecki.com/2006/05/06/random-reflections-2-2/ The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her blouse. http://www.dougkotecki.com/2006/05/05/random-reflections-1/